The Discerning Vagina: Episode 1

You know, this new underwear design by Victoria's Secret is really cramping the normal 5-year rotation I have on underwear. Because once you split that lace up at the waist, well then those next two years you planned rotting out the crotch of those undies until it was transparent, those are gone. I mean, underwear are expensive, and I like only certain styles, colors, textures, materials, etc, so if you're gonna use 'em you better make that shit last. That is why I am the Discerning Vagina. I run this ship.