Sorry for the Absence

Sorry for the absence. Once I turned in my final paper I really got into vacation mode.

I'm back though! And ready for stories. Well, to tell you the hilarious and harrowing tales of my parents. Like that one time my parents were hunting the bats and my mom was on the roof. . .

"I went up on the roof and was waiting for the bats, you knew." the old woman accused him from across the table. "I was perched up there like a gargoyle and you removed the ladder for whatever reason."

"Why did I remove the ladder?" the old man asked. 

"Because you said it would scare the bats or some bull shit!" she glared at him and continued with the tale. "So I'm up there waiting and you went inside and started watching TV and fell asleep! I was up there for hours yelling at you inside, "Yo Vanilla! Come get me down!" Then Rachel came over and heard me yelling at you and started laughing her ass off. She couldn't even lift up the ladder so they had to wake you up to get me down!" 

"I don't remember this..." he claimed.